Lesson #3: Sunday afternoons are a great time for a threesome

I live in the strictest residencia around. no matter what you are doing you are basically always breaking the rules. Example rules: you can't drink, can't be in a boy's room past 10pm, can't talk too loud late at night. And they really do enforce them, especially on Americans. A few weeks ago, i did not want to sit around the residencia and thought that it would be a fabulous idea to go to the San Telmo market and then a tango show with a few friends. while i was away, i let my friends (two boys and one girl) hang out in my room and watch a movie because i am lucky enough to have a single room .  As they were watching Aladdin, the most "G" rated movie of all time, the woman in charge of the residencia barged into the room and started yelling at them. She claimed that they were having a threesome in my bed at 3pm on a Sunday. To make things even better she thinks that I was the girl involved, even though I was on the other side of the city. Now im the residencia slut and it isn't even justified.